come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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