they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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