Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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