just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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