I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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