I got chris browned last night
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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