And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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