The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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