I think i peed on brittanys purse
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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