I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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