you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
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