the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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