isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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