My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
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