didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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