Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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