Grow some girl-balls and come out already
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Randomize
