she takes plan B like it's going out of style
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
my liver is dry heaving
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