I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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