I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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