dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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