You're my little dorito
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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