Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
