am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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