and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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