Don't you send me to vm
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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