Old men and throwing up are my life now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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