You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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