whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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