38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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