I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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