dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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