Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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