i think i have two assholes
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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