Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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