I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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