Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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