The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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