I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
