So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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