Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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