So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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