Where did you get a picture of my penis
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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