took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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