he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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