you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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