Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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