I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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