Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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