At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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