It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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